The main requirement for being a Chipping Barnet Tory, it seems, is the possession of a presentable home to host fundraising dinners and teas in, and a sufficiently empty social diary to allow you to attend everyone else's fundraising dinner or tea.
Here is where Chipping Barnet Tories will be dining this month:
There are tickets left for the Old Fold Christmas Tea Party on Tuesday 7th December if you would like to come? Tickets are £10 each.
Coming up shortly is the East Barnet Christmas Dinner on Saturday 18th December at 7.15pm at the Conservative Office. Tickets are £15 each and include soup, followed by turkey with all the trimmings, Christmas pudding or mince pies, tea and coffee. A glass of wine and all soft drinks included.
Also the Osidge Christmas Dinner on Saturday 11th December is now fully booked, although there is a waiting list if you would like to put your name down.
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Nice new item on the BBC web site, 10 minutes ago:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11918873
For the Copy-and-Paste challenged, it is here.
If you are feeling low, worrying about the future, or short of entertainment, I recommend a look at the Chipping Barnet Tories webside, especially the photo gallery. All those Hyacinth Bucket candlelit suppers, with the same ghastly, smug social circle. It's a good laugh, and yet the joke is on us, really, as so much that is wrong with our delightful council has its origins there.
I wouldn't mind having a nice hot soup with chicken trimmings... ten pounds sounds like a real bargain.
I would advise you to go there and eat as much as you can, plus take as much food as you can in your handbag...if you pay ten quid but you eat for 15 then the Tories will make a loss which is a good thing! In addition, you can make good contacts there which may help you to find a job.
You can also get some friends together and spoil the Tory dinner party by singing the Red Flag on the table and by performing all sorts of revolutionary acts...
Have fun!
An aside: "Not the Barnet Times" has awoken - and supports the students!
All political parties hold fund raising dinners. Lord Levy (aka Lord Cashpoint) raised millions of pounds for the Labour Party which took us into an illegal war.
The LibDems are buying most of the Tickets! and that's just to share the scraps on the floor hich the Tories leave them
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