This evening's haul is fairly typical for my blog. I can imagine which of my previous blogposts the search terms have landed searchers on - most of them quite appropriate, luckily.
museum london Aeronauts Interactive Centre - That's easy: a blogpost I wrote about Grahame Park and the RAF Museum.
Andrew Travers Barnet - Innumerable posts about Barnet council and town hall tax dodgers.
relaxing at work - Ha, ha, ha! That picture of Brian Coleman asleep at his desk.
slogan on circulatory system - Bit obscure that one, but I did once try my hand at cartooning, none too successfully.
misandry - ah, yes...
famous children campaigners - I confess I have never written on this subject.
oak hill park barnet funfair - Fun fairs everywhere you turn in Barnet. Makes money for the council, y'see.
jonathan lovett pcs union - Yes, the former Father of the NUJ Chapel at the Barnet Press has gone to work for the PCS union.
valley logos - Dollis Valley Green Walk? I'm sure there are more famous valleys!
library cum cafe - I think - I hope - they are thinking of the tendency of councils such as Barnet to shove every public service they can into the one building, in order to save on the electricity bill. This drive has already ruined Burnt Oak library, and more are sure to follow.
boris johnson birthday card - Aaaah!
small funfairs - You've come to the right place, coming to Barnet!
boris johnson ugly - Oh... well, never mind.
Burnt Oak is a Shithole - At last! Some of the most popular search terms drawing people to my blog.
A little more on that last one. To be fair, I always say that while Burnt Oak is not much to look at, it is not a demoralised place. "Alright, as shitholes go," I think, is what I wrote. I have seen this said of Burnt Oak by other people.
Now someone has started a blog, "Fly Tipping in Burnt Oak", with pictures of the flytipping that takes place in this area.
I think this probably has fairly limited appeal, even to people who live in Burnt Oak and want to complain about fly tipping.
But let's see whether, in time, this blogger branches out to treat of other topics.
If the author of this blog wants to get in touch with me, please email email@example.com, which is my Barnet trades council email. Perhaps we can think of some way to tackle the problem of flytipping in Barnet together...