Tuesday, 30 August 2011
One of our banners is missing
The Barnet Alliance's banner is missing - the one in citrus shades pictured here outside the HQ of outsourcing company Capita earlier this summer.
We have another one that can do service at the lobby of Barnet council on Tuesday 13 September. However, we would like our main banner back!
It went missing at the Friern Barnet summer show, taken and left somewhere either by Father Adrian Benjamin or Councillor Brian Coleman or Councillor Rowan Turner or one of their goons.
Can you imagine the Barnet Conservative Party shrugging it off if someone had misappropriated their banner? I can't either. And neither will we give up so easily!
I am offering a reward for the banner's safe return. Please email me via the trades council email@example.com if you have any information. Any information. Thank you.
P.S. If you like your local politics pretty surreal our missing banner has a Twitter identity - no, I had no part in it. You can follow Mr. Banner @TheLostBanner.